Mr. Panesar, we do not give you any points and God has mercy on your soul.
In what can only be described as an embarrassing effort, the former England spinner Monty Panesar made the UK quiz Celebrity Mastermind and delivered a performance for the centuries
Not really in a positive sense.
He even managed to make a mistake in a question where the answer implied his name.
To the question "In which 1997 film a group of men from Sheffield becomes a stripper for a night in their local club of work?" He managed to answer with The Dreamboys .
The answer is, of course, The Full Monty
Also appeared Panesar, despite flying all over the world for cricket, is geographically challenged, deciding that the Greek capital Athens was where the team German football player played national games until 2001
Sorry friend, but Monaco is what we were looking for there.
I n another overwhelming Panesar decided that CS Lewis titled his first novel Chronicles of Narnia and named it CJ Lewis. Fortunately, the author has opted against this, because he does not have the same ring as The lion, the witch and the wardrobe right?
Panesar is clearly not a scholar, nor one for all seasons. When asked what season the poet John Keats was writing as "fruitful and yellow", Panesar replied with the novel by Charles Dickens Oliver Twist . Swing and Miss Monty once again, when the only options were the summer, spring, autumn or winter.
John Humphreys also could not suppress a chuckle at that.
It is not surprising that the Internet has roasted clueless cricket.  The episode of Celebrity Mastermind has seen guests including the classical singer Camilla Kerslake, the actor of Coronation Street Sean Wilson and the comedian Terry Alderton, with the money raised by the competitors who were going to charity.